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Devil Winds Hit Superior!

New Years Day in Superior was marked by the resurgence of the "Devil Winds,"
which some believe are generated by the Old Gods of Devil's Canyon.

Some folks have postulated the winds must have approached 100 MPH.

Just when residents of 140 West Copper Street were feeling smug about the secure footing of their adobe house, and luxuriating in the stability of their spray on foam roof as they watched shingles blow off the house across the street,

a building in the neighbor's yard sharing a fence with the back yard directly to the north was picked up, bounced off the GMC Coach, then the devil winds relocated the structure 15 feet to the SouthEast,
annihilating the fence.

Investigators on the scene, documenting the damage,
were stunned to find what appeared to be feet projecting from beneath the transported building.

Aided by trained Search and Rescue Canines, investigators discovered feet wearing pink holiday socks, encased in Banana Slippers. Investigator Munchie P. stated that a search in Superior would be conducted among individuals reporting missing sisters over the New Years Holiday. If you know of anyone whose sister has gone missing since New Years Eve, please contact this website.

This exclusive photo shows the Banana Slippers close up.

Investigators were mystified when they returned later in the day to the translocation site,
and found both feet and slippers missing.

Superior, AZ, normally a quiet rural town, has been rocked with tragedy in 2007,
namely for the tragic death of a pet Dingo , eaten by a teething four month old baby.

On an unrelated issue,
the Town of Superior Police Department has
declined to comment regarding the validity of numerous citizens reporting
flying monkey sightings on New Years Day.